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Total Medals Earned: 159 (From 40 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,505 Points

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Tax Time!

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Burn Baby Burn! 10 Points

Forgo your worldly posessions.

Stick it to the Man! 25 Points

Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.

Auto Recall 50 Points

Send a Lexus back to the shop.

the Kill Kar II: Revenge

Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/470 points)

Klean run 10 Points

Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car

Kataklism 25 Points

Kill everyone in any level using only missiles

Krash the Kage 25 Points

Escape to the big city

Kill-a-K 50 Points

Kill one thousand people

Krapped on 10 Points

Pass a level with less then 5% health left

Kash Kow 50 Points

Earn over 100,000 dollars

Kan do 100 Points

Beat all levels above 80%

Kant Katch Up 100 Points

Get gold on all race levels

Kraked 100 Points

Beat the game

The Room Tribute

Medals Earned: 5/16 (125/495 points)

Payback 25 Points

It's a bitch.

Pusher 25 Points

Push the hardest.

Rainmaker 25 Points

Make it rain!

Runner 25 Points

Win the race.

The Room 25 Points

Find it.

Nastwich 10 Points

Make a nasty sandwich.

The Johnny 10 Points

Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.

Best Friend 25 Points

Best your friend.

Bookworm 25 Points

Read EVERYTHING.

Bugged 25 Points

Record EVERYTHING (and listen).

Destroyer 25 Points

Smash EVERYTHING.

Perfect Drug 50 Points

Take down Chris R in three rounds.

Quarterback 50 Points

Make a perfect pass every time.

Receiver 50 Points

Catch the ball every time.

The Machine 50 Points

Activate it.

Unsee 50 Points

See everything you shouldn't see.

The Squirrel Game

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/170 points)

A Harsh Winter Coming On 5 Points

End a level with a full supply of acorns

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Fly Me To the Moon 10 Points

Complete Story Mode

Here Comes the Story of the Squirricane 10 Points

Smash three obstacles before touching the ground

Hundred Meter Dash 10 Points

Survive for at least 100 meters in Distance Mode

Brass Nuts 25 Points

Complete Story Mode on Hardcore difficulty

Crafty as a Fox 25 Points

Complete Story Mode without dying

The Golden Path 25 Points

Collect the golden acorn in each level of a Story Mode playthrough (retries accepted)

Quarter Kilometer 50 Points

Survive for at least 250 meters in Distance Mode

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Medals Earned: 14/26 (220/500 points)

Can't wait for it 5 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade

Execution 5 Points

Perform an execution

Beligerantly understated 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Beretta

Buckshot Firestorm 10 Points

100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer

LAZOR OVURLOAD 10 Points

100 Kills with the Laser Cannon

Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger! 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun

Variety Kill 10 Points

Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons

You can shoot them too 10 Points

Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them

Deciple of Woo 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Berettas

Do ya feel lucky? 25 Points

100 Kills with the magnum

Hasta La Vista 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns

Lead Pipe Ninja 25 Points

100 Kills with the Lead Pipe

Misanthropist 25 Points

150 Kills in a match

Shotgun Sniper 25 Points

100 Kills with the M1187

Abundance of ammunition 10 Points

50 Kills with a Single Glock 18

Fire and shrapnel; this is my love 10 Points

100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher

Tag! You're dead! 10 Points

100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher

Bullet hose wrangler 25 Points

100 Kills with dual Glock 18's

Chicago memoir 25 Points

100 Kills with the Thompson

Collateral Damage 25 Points

100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun

Corrosive Personality 25 Points

100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher

Crainial Eviscerator 25 Points

150 Headshots in one match

Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight 25 Points

100 Kills with the Tavor

Piercing Glare 25 Points

100 Kills with the Arrow Gun

Tried em all 25 Points

Get a kill with every weapon during a single match

Divine Powers 50 Points

100 Kills with Artifact 19

Time Fcuk

Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)

Is something wrong? 10 Points

get to lvl 9

You've learned nothing 5 Points

Get the bad ending

Everyone will leave you 10 Points

get to level 28

Opinionated 10 Points

vote on 3 maps

You are your only companion in life. 10 Points

get to level 22

Obsessed 25 Points

Vote on 33 maps

Lost in forever 50 Points

beat an explore campaign

The Assent 50 Points

Get the good ending

O))) 100 Points

Vote on 333 maps

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 18/20 (400/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Tremerz

Medals Earned: 4/9 (110/335 points)

Valentine 10 Points

Guide Valentine to safety!

Earl 25 Points

Guide Earl to safety!

Melvin 25 Points

Guide Melvin to safety!

Bros B4 Hoes 50 Points

Round up the troops.

Burt 25 Points

Guide Burt to safety!

Heather 25 Points

Guide Heather to safety!

Mindy 25 Points

Guide Mindy to safety!

Ladies Man 50 Points

Only save the women.

Worm Master 100 Points

Rescue EVERYONE!

Verge

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/370 points)

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Return to Me 25 Points

Your fate is sealed.

Perpetiel's Wings 50 Points

Racing toward fate.

Welcome Home 50 Points

Your journey is over.

Loki 100 Points

There were no survivors.

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Warriors of the Portal

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/150 points)

Change of Perspective 10 Points

Evade "A" freezing death

RT I like it 25 Points

Gigantor survives the battle

Hail to the King 5 Points

Support Pico Day

C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points

"Parry" the attack to save the Alien

Erotic Bonus 10 Points

Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu

Screw you Asimov 25 Points

Mindchamber survives the battle

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